Monday, May 5, 2008

Sex Drugs and Rock & Roll...

Sorry I have been absent.

I woke up in pain Saturday...they think it is my gallbladder and I will be having an ultrasound today.

The doc gave me some meds to help control the pain. Narcotics are not the fun I remember them being. There was no giddy happy fuzzy feeling...only fog and a growing feeling of constipation. Only the feeling that a coyote had pooped in my mouth while I slept was the same...

I will say I have figured out why so many rock stars use them. I got my first 100% on a Guitar Hero song while doped. As a matter of fact I got 100% on 7 songs...apparently I was over thinking it before.

Hope y'all had a better weekend...

5 comments:

Super B's Mom said...

Oh no. I hope it isn't GB. So sorry you are ill.

GET BETTER SOON! And keep us posted. Good luck with your ultrasound.

Leigh of Tales from Bloggeritaville said...

That is so funny! Hope you are feelin gbetter soon. That gall bladder thing is a beast.

Trixie Twatwaffle said...

awww...hon - I hope you feel better soon.

Seriously - share some pills. Kinda. When you aren't in pain, share some. I'd never take them away from someone in pain.

I am fascinated by this peeing in the mouth by a coyote. If this ACTUALLY happened, I am rescinding my offer to be adopted by you and hubby. If this is, however, just a phrase you are using, then I really ask that if you share the drugs with me, that we try to prevent same feeling for me.

Wow, I need drugs too apparantly.

Hugs,

Feel Better,

And many more 100% on Guitar Hero.

For the Love... said...

SuperBsMom-me too....thanks

Leigh-I am finally feeling better this morning...

Margaret-the morning breath after a dose of narcotics is very similar to what I would imagine it would be if a coyote pooped in your open mouth in the middle of the night. We don't actually have one of those in the house...so I think adoption is still an option. I can not promise you that one of the FlyingMonkeys will not Orajel your tounge while you snooze, but no coyotes....

Aimee said...

I had a gallbladder attack this week too! I have been able to ward them off for the last few months but this one crept through. (when you feel one coming on - take one magnesium pill with a big glass of water. then wait an hour - then drink a cup of caffeinated coffee (BLACK)) it really helps. So does Aleve. :D