Friday, as we were going in to pick up a few pizzas, I heard MonkeyBoy talking to his brother and friend...
MonkeyBoy: "I have decided to have my midlife crisis at 21...that way I can go ahead and buy my red corvette and not look like a tool."
This is the same child who decided that at 21 he would become best friends with someone 18 so that he could have a built in designated driver for the next 3 years....He later amended this to an 18 year old girlfriend...two birds with one stone and all...
4 comments:
All that wisdom at only 11? Stand by 'cause his teen years are gonna be amazing.
LOL!! That is hilarious!
Sounds like he's got it all planned out. What brilliance!
I always thought that was a good idea. A boyfriend who wasn't 21 when I was. Then I could party and have fun and he'd be sitting at home waiting for me. Preferably cooking dinner. But that wasn't required.
It never worked out that way though. I hope it works better for him!
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