Miss-D is the child who is a good saver. She is also always looking for a way to make a buck. When she discovered the tooth fairy she was in heaven. Those teeth were coming out at a record rate.
Miss-D -"Mom this tooth is loose help me get it out please"
Me-"It is not even wiggly, gross leave it alone"
Miss-D- "No it is ready to come out"
Me-"Well I'm not helping you that is nasty. Leave it alone.."
Several hours later, almost an hour after bedtime, Miss-D comes into our room proudly holding a bloody molar. I gagged and sent her to clean up...
About 1am Magnuts came to our room and got in our bed-bad dream he said. Well the next morning I got the whole story. Miss-D frustrated over her inability to get the tooth out herself attempted to enlist her little brothers. They didn't want to help, until.....Miss-D told them that it wasn't really a tooth but an alien tracking device. She told them that time was running out...the giant scary aliens could be upon them at any moment....and they loved to eat children.
Miss-D looked quite refreshed that morning-eating oatmeal and counting her money....those poor boys had trouble sleeping for a week.
9 comments:
Um...that's kind of gross, but in and imaginative sort of way.
I think I love your daughter, and am a little scared of her, too. Kids like that were my favorite to teach. Being their parent, though... let me think about that...
Oo she is a thinker eh? You have to be proud of the genius of it all! Wow! Ouch!
Oh, big sisters can be so evil! :)Mine was!
That is sooo her!!!! After our time together this Summer, I just don't doubt one thing you tell me that kid can think up! BTW, can you send the boys up here to yank Lindley's OTHER front tooth? She lost the first one a couple days ago, and now the other one is hanging!!!! GAG!!!! So nasty!!! She looks like a little hillbilly w/ it hanging, it looks like she only has one tooth in her head!
She's a smart cookie! :)
Oh she's a girl after my own heart. I wouldn't have pulled a tooth out, but the story telling to younger brothers. priceless.
WOW she is creative and stubborn. A great combo in an adult, but slightly scary in a kid!
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