Saturday, June 23, 2007

A Little Support.....

I want a decent bra.

I want one in my size that does not require a pick-up truck and a wench to put on.

I do not want to fool with 8 hooks in the back.

I do not want shoulder straps that are 3 inches wide.

I would like a bra that offers support that does not leave me looking like I have two torpedos strapped under my shirt

If I have to wear underwire I would love it if the stupid wire would stop breaking in half and stabbing me in the ribs

I would love a sports bra that did not mush the girls together into a freaky UNA-BOOB

I am just sayin........

11 comments:

mommiebear2 said...

Oh sweetie, you have just read my mind.

Trixie Twatwaffle said...

Hey- my doc made me get rid of underwire and I have to wear all sorts of 8 hooked bras. Not fun at all.

Anonymous said...

two words: Breast Reduction!!!! I hate boobs, especially when they look like deflated balloons due in part to three kids sucking the life out of them, and the other part, age!!!!!!!! I would have 'em cut off in a heartbeat!

Anonymous said...

...and one that does all those things and will not cause me to take out a 2nd mortgage on my house!

J. A. Blackburn said...

Do you have Nordstrom where you live? Nordstrom is my life saver- they fit you and set you up with pretty, supportive, NOT SCARY bras. They're like $100 each, but worth it!

For the Love... said...

Mommiebear2 - Glad to know that I am not the only one.....

Magaret - All of my underwire has broken and been removed. I still use the bras...You ever seen someone with a poorly fitting bra and their breast is spilling out of the top? It makes it look like they have 4 breasts, that would be me....

Katfish - Breast Reduction is painful and EXPENSIVE...

Mom2emnroo - Amen Sista!

Absolutly Bananas - I have heard about that...Would love to do it but Ithink they would be pissed when I started screaming "$100 ARE YOU FRICKIN KIDDING ME $100 THAT WOULD BUY ENOUGH GAS TO GET THE KIDS TO SCHOOL FOR AT LEAST 3 DAYS!" Seriously, I would love to do that one day, buy a really good bra, not the part where I have a screaming nutty.

Phoenix said...

I am so freaking with you. You find one that meets all of that and let me know, cause I"m so with you.

Anonymous said...

I want one in my size that does not require a pick-up truck and a wench to put on.

LOL, do you need to hire a different wench to help put it on, or can it be the busty wench who drives the truck?

Anonymous said...

come on girl, you can sooo get your insurance to cover those monster boobs!!!! YOu are in the real world now, not the crazy military!! TAKE ADVANTAGE for what you pay for! you would be amazed at what they will do!!!! it ain't free, you pay it every month!

Anonymous said...

Yeah and I want world peace and chocolate that makes me look hot.

Sorry sweets. It doesn't exist. Or if it does send me one.

Jenny said...

Amen about that sports bra!! Even though I wear one to basketball practice, it's not my favorite!
And I'm with Jenny up there....how 'bout some chocolate that makes me look hot??