I have decided to add a costume to my "Nuclear Option." It will fit perfectly in my giant purse and I can whip it on before you can say "cucumber, tampons and butt cream."
"Southern Ladies Under Tremendous Stress"
Perfect.....
Monday, June 25, 2007
My Costume...
My Mom gave me a shirt a few years ago and I LOVE it. I can not wear it in public because all of the little old ladies that can still see well enough to read it might smack me. I love it though, it is comfy and as an added bonus Miss-D is mortified by it. So it has been hanging in the back of the closet....until now.
Perfect.....
Perfect.....
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So that's what people meant when they called me a slut.......
Oh damn, you're mis-matched socks and a gaudy fanny-pack away from creating the ULTIMATE WEAPON against misbehaving children!!!
LOL this is too funny!!!
That is hilarious! I may have to find me one of those!
Hah! That's a good one! I love it. :)
."...I don't know what they call them, but I called him Precious...!!"
I love nikki's comment!!!!
Nikki -LOL!
Betti - OMG I think you're right! I damn sure have the socks, I will have to locate a fanny pack and borrow Mom's Bedazzler....hee hee hahhaaahhahah
Phoenix - funny, cause it's true....
Jennifer-two words..Gulf Shores
Do you loan it out, cause I could totally see me sportin that. :)
Ha! I gave my youngest daughter some insultated cups that had that printed on them...for her b'day.
They were a big hit! ;-)
For the love of all that is good....I've gotta get me one of those! Where could a sister get her hands on one?
I found a number on the bottom of the shirt if any of you are interested...251-981-8188
It is from Orange Beach Alabama and I have had it for about 4 years...so don't know if they even make them anymore.
Good Luck!
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