Monday, July 16, 2007

Diaper Alarm...





The point of this goofy thing is to notify you immediately so that the baby does not start crying, however they say, "there is a chance that the alarm will make the baby cry anyway."

The description says, "We are re-assured that the electrical current is safe...." Sure, let me just jam this little electrode down your diaper so that the scary animal can sing when you pee.

Imagine how the "cause and effect" learning of your children could be screwed up. Either they stop going to the bathroom because the freaky animal sings/scares them or they are really messed up as toddlers....Picture little Johnny whizzing on the sofa and having a meltdown because Spot is not singing....

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very odd. Very odd indeed. Although it could serve purpose by scaring the poop/pee out of them!

Anonymous said...

Uh, yeah honey, mommy's just going to attach this to your very sensitive area because I'm too damn lazy to check your diaper on a regular basis!

Super B's Mom said...

OMG! Are these people serious??

Fat diaper = Full of Pee
Skinny diaper = Negative Pee

Nauseating smell coming from vicinity of baby butt = Poop

Anonymous said...

Do people actually think they need this stuff? Very strange!

Trixie Twatwaffle said...

Ummm....where does the cord go? Between the tushie cheeks?

Trixie Twatwaffle said...

Hit publish too soon...

I meant to say if it goes between the cheeks, it's starting babies with thongs WAY too soon. Or not?

Slackermommy said...

My daughter wet the bed until she was eight so we gave an alarm a try although it was not as cute as these. We used it once. The alarm scared the crap out of her!