Friday, September 28, 2007

W.O.M.B.S.

Dear Reevesfarm,

We are concerned about the number of posts in which you make fun of your children. Sometimes you even seem mean spirited. Have you forgotten that children are a gift from God?


We would really like to see more posts about how wonderful it is to be a mother. About how your children are the best thing that ever happened to you and about how incredibly special they are.

Sincerely,

WOMBS

(Writers Of Mushy Baby Stories)

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Dear WOMBS,

Sorry you are so sensitive.....put on your big girl panties and get over it.

Sincerely,

Reevesfarm

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The group WOMBS is entirely fictional, any similarity to groups living or dead is purely coincidental....

13 comments:

Karen said...

I agree with you! Not that I don't love my kids dearly, but considering what the kids did to me I feel justified in telling stories truthfully.

Anonymous said...

I thought making fun of our kids was a right given to us on their birth to make up for all the whining and stupid things they do? Much like making them do all the chores.

Anonymous said...

Grow up! You must live a dull life. Why do you think God gave us a sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

did somebody really write that to you? Like the television, turn it off if you don't like what you see!!! Go to a different blog and read what you want to!!!

Anonymous said...

Uh, are your Reevesfarm?

Gina said...

For every mushy baby story, there is one of them throwing up or whatever. That's just the way it is.

Anonymous said...

Bravo! Motherhood isn't perfect and either are our kids. I'm thankful that so many moms fearlessly write about the dark side of motherhood. It makes me feel less alone.

Betti said...

wow, Mr. Hubby and I could get in some serious trouble with the w.o.m.b.s. folks, I commonly refer to my unborn child as "little booger", and Mr. Hubby jokes that I'll probably need a c-section 'cause the kid's nose won't fit through my pevlic cavity! (Baby appeared to have quite the well delveloped schnoz at 20 weeks gestation . . .)

dawn224 said...

mmm. I hope WOMBS doesn't have door to door people trying to change my ways.

Trixie Twatwaffle said...

Please write more non-mushy stories. Forget those WOMBS folks.

Phoenix said...

If you told us how perfect they were all the time, I'd wonder where they had you tied up.

Anonymous said...

I love laughing with my kids and at my kids for being kids and having stories to tell....Get a life anonymous....

Mrs. Schmitty said...

LOL! If you don't like the content, move on! Me on the other hand...I love it!