Mama Lee had this funny thing on her site Full Plate a few days ago. Someone had asked children questions about love and marriage and the kid's answers were hillarious. So of course I decided to ask Magnuts a few of these questions just to see what he would say....
Q-What is the proper age to get married?
Magnuts-14, cause sometimes your mom lets you.
Q-When is it ok to kiss someone?
Magnuts-When you are 700 cause then you wont be alive.
Q-How do two people fall in love?
Magnuts-First they are friends, then best friends, then they are boyfriend and girlfriend.
Q-What does falling in love feel like?
Magnuts-Very very good.
Q-Does a person need to be good looking to fall in love?
Magnuts-No, cause sometimes a nerd boy can fall in love with a nerd girl.
Q-How do you make someone fall in love with you?
Magnuts-Pay them or push them down a hill.
Q-How do you make love last forever?
Magnuts-Be nice and give them stuff.
Clearly I have some work to do...the push them down the hill thing was much more of a running theme than indicated here.
Happy Valentines Day!