Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Are You Gellin' ?

Like Mufffellllfffinnnn....


Last night I rushed to get dinner ready so that we could eat before baseball practice. We had chicken in wine sauce and so I had to brush my purple teeth before we could leave.


I knew something was wrong mid-brush. I attempted to rinse and water dribbled out of the corner of my mouth like I had just suffered a small stroke.


I attempted to yell for the kids but it came out like this: Iiiiidooofffnooowooofffdiifffthifbufyoorrrrdeeeeeddddd


One of the FlyingMonkeys had coated my tooth brush in Extra Strength Orajel.


I was slobbering like an extra in Cuckoo's Nest. I had to change shirts...twice. I kept forgetting and taking a swig of Diet Coke to get the taste out of my mouth...

Once the ability to speak returned I questioned them...not one of them is willing to take credit for this little joke.

For now I plot my revenge...X 3...oh, and I hid the Orajel and just in case...the Nair.

8 comments:

elaines630 said...

Ahahahaha I am going to have to remember that!! Good call on hiding the nair too, ya just never know!!

Super B's Mom said...

OMG - your kids are so totally mean....and SO.TOTALLY.AWESOME.
moooohahaha

Sucks for you though, huh? I have to admit...that's a good one.

Wow...the possibilities...now I'm scared about what my own future holds.

Sandy said...

OMG, that is TOO funny!!!!

Margaret said...

Ummmm...your children are quite possibly my most favorite people EVER.

Please send them to me for a weekend. We'd have a blast. Only if they agree to gang up with me against Mark. If it's them against me, they aren't invited.

:)

MnRooMom said...

Love. It.! Be glad they didn't find any Prep.H.

Mrs. Schmitty said...

SNORT! OMG I would SO get them back! And if you can't find the culprit, I'd get even with all of them!

For the Love... said...

elaines630-yeah I just kept seeing the shampoo rinse and repeat that ended with me bald...

Superb'smom-it was a good one...everyone in the house now washes their toothbrush before using it.

Sandy-I know...it was funny to me too, once I got where I could swallow without fear of aspiration...Lol

Margaret-you might be able to harness their powers for good...but these are the same kids who spray painted my van and held the great indoor egg fight of 01.

mnroommom-OMG...or the IcyHot

Mrs.Schmitty-plans are in the works...

Aimee said...

oh my goodness that is toooo funny.