No one has copped to the Orajel incident...so now I will have to get them all.
I thought about covering myself in fake blood, hiding in the boy's closet, waiting until they were just about asleep and then jumping out screaming. Then I realized that during the subsequent therapy sessions to curb the bed wetting and night terrors I would likely be branded a "psycho."
This train of thought caused me to rule out scratching on their windows a la Salem's Lot.
Everything I can think of that would not scare the bejesus out of them still ends up biting me in the arse. For example, consider the ex-lax brownie gag...there are 3 of them and 2 bathrooms, plus I do all of the laundry.
I am stuck...any ideas on a prank that will not require therapy or a visit from OSHA?