Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Hooter Holster Russian Roulette....

My van is a 1996 with about 150,000 miles on it. Yet, even with this information I continue to drive the FlyingMonkeys to school sans bra and often in what I slept in. Every day that I do this I am pushing my luck and the chamber spins......click. Will tomorrow be the day I blow a tire, or have some other car "issue"? Seriously, I am not one of those girls who can go with out a bra and it not be obvious. Picture crazy bra-less chick from cops....but with a real t-shirt on, not a food stained "wife beater". These last couple of days have been so hectic I have not even brushed my hair, scared the crap out of myself when I looked in the rearview mirror.


It is gonna happen, and there is NO cell service out here, click click click boom......

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

You do like to live on the wild side!

Anonymous said...

LOL!

I've only gone out driving without a bra a couple of times, but I was TERRIFIED I'd get pulled over or get in a wreck.

Needless to say, I don't do that much. I can't handle the stress.

Super B's Mom said...

As I read this post, I kept hearing Aerosmith's Livin' On The Edge playing in my head....

Gina said...

I too, do some errands (although usually not in broad daylight) without a bra, and it is the closest to being a rebel that I can get.

Betti said...

Perhaps you could just stash an old bra under the driver's seat? THEN you'd have the added bonus of someone finding you in the process of putting it on!

Paulette Foley said...

Be careful. I was sick once, left my house bra-less, no make-up, was heading for the drive thru pharmacy. Car door flew open, bowling ball went rolling across large intersection and I HAD to get out and chase it. That's a true "redneck" story.

Anonymous said...

I have taken my bra off on several occasions, and left it in the car. No, it had nothing to do w/ sex, or being felt up!!! That damn thing was not even an 8 hour bra. so, that being said, my husband never really notices when i slip it off on the way home from an adult night out with friends. He only notices when we get in the car for like, say , um church or something like that, and he is putting the kids in the car, and upon digging out all the crap on the floor, he pulls out a bra, usually black. (they are slimming, right?) so, here we are finally on the way to church, and we have to discuss why mommy has a bra on the floor of her car.......

Karen said...

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who doesn't always see the need for makeup and a 'do just for schlepping kids around. Here's to living life on the edge!

Anonymous said...

haha totally living on the edge!

Anonymous said...

You wild thang!

Anonymous said...

Hey--my mother never said anything about wearing a bra-clean or otherwise. All she said was to wear good (clean being understood) panties-heaven forbid but you could be in a car accident------and if Edna didn't mention it-it must not be important!

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