I left at 2:45 to go pick up the FlyingMonkeys from school.
It was so frickin hot that I was unable to grip the steering wheel until I was almost to their school.
In a genius move I double pumped a blob of hand sanitizer into my palm.
I screamed in pain and proceded to try to smear the
Spreading it out does not make it cooler.
"Put your hands in front of the air vents stupid" said my inner child
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sweet relief
Reach to rub tears from eyes forgetting the high alcohol content of blue goop
Begin screaming again
Pick up FlyingMonkeys with tear stained face and hands that will no longer leave a fingerprint.