Picture this:
Me, my parents and the FlyingMonkeys at the lake swimming. I am watching as they do backflips and practice diving off the end of the pier.
Magnuts: MOM! Miss-D just said something inappropriate and gross to me! She told me to stop "humping" the ladder!
Me:WHA?
Miss-D: I DID NOT! I said quit HOGGING the ladder!
My Parents: SNORT SNICKER SNICKER
Later on the car ride home my 3 children turned into four with the simple mentioning of a certain name....Mike Rotch.
MonkeyBoy: If we get a new dog we should name it Mike Rotch
Me: Don't start this again!
Husband: *snicker* please I have a really good one...
Me: NO! it will get completly out of hand, stop!
Magnuts: yeah, we could say "Mom ran over Mike Rotch"
Me: NO stop it!
Husband: *snort* Please I have a really good one?!?
MonkeyBoy: Mike Rotch drinks out of the toilet!
Me: Stop it, I am not kidding, someone is going to get in trouble!!!
Husband: PLEASE!!!!! just one!!!
Magnuts: MonkeyBoy petted Mike Crotch!
******crickets chirping******
Husband: Enough, didn't you hear your Mother tell you to stop?!?!
13 comments:
Picture me: sitting on my couch LMAO! that's funny.
But wait! I have a really good one.
"get your hands of Mike Rotch."
"stop petting Mike Rotch."
AND THE BEST:
"go wash your hands after petting Mike Rotch!"
Oh that is so bad, but I can't help laughing. Thanks for giving me the name for my next kid should I ever have one.
Ha haa haa...leave it to a girl to stop her dad's from telling a funny joke!
Did you ever find out what it was by the way?
Love it, that's just too funny.
LOL - Okay I really like your hubby's. When I was younger my aunt drove a suburban that we fondly named The BoneCrusher. Reason was she seemed to have a real knack with running over animals with it. She hit our neighbors cat once and it had to get braces for its jaw. Another time, she ran over a chiuawau (sp) but managed only to get its penis - somehow.
At least they left Mike's buddy, Mr. Michael Hunt out of the conversation . . . .
You know if Mike Rotch got out of control, you could always send him to live on Uranus.
That's it. Can I please come over and play????? PLEASE??? I'll bring a pie or something. Or cake. Or whatever. Holy crap that's funny
Reminds me of the singing of the "name game" when I was a kid. We had 27 cousins...Mom never made a peep until we came to Chuck. Poor Cousin Chuck, we never got to sing "Chuck, Chuck, cho Chuck, Banana fana fo..." You get the picture!
Lainey-Paney-LOVE IT!
Nikki-oof, I had a friend in college named L. Beaver. You ever see Ferris Beuller? Picture large class room full of students..and hear this "Beaver, Beaver, Beaver..." She had a hard time holding up her hand.
Mags-no, but he just came up with a really good one...read on.
Phoenix-Glad you liked-hope all is well!
MommieBear2-you are gonna have to do better than that- exactly how did she just hit the wanker of such a small doggie?
Betti-So glad to see you back! And you inspired my husbands latest Mike Rotch joke-his best so far, one that the kids will never hear--"Mike Rotch just killed Mike Hunt" Sweet God, what am I gonna do with y'all!!!!
Margaret-sure, anytime, but not tomorrow. It is the first day of school- I have a bottle of champagne that will be popped at 8:15am at which point nekid dancing will commence, then I will need to sleep it off so I can pick them up at 3pm. So call me!
Paulette Foley-I too have a cousin named Chuck-I feel you pain...We used to get through "Chuck Chuck fo ......"
LOVE IT!
hehe terrible hehe absolutely hehe terrible hehe
How funny! I sooo see myself in the same spot in a few years from now.
My husband and my nearly three year old already giggle at each other when they pass gas.
And I used to work with a girl who's name was Sherry Screws. Can you even imagine?
I swear - I have no clue how she managed to do this but I do know the dog tried to bite her hand off when she tried to help.
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